Isn’t that a bible verse?
It’s not? Well, hell…it should be as those Catholic Bishops sure in the blue hell think they are THE leaders when it comes to women’s bodies and what we can and can not do with them. But gawd forbid we call them on their hypocrisy, especially when it comes to their sexual abuse of young boys or how they protect the ones caught abusing those young men.
The least those fuckers could do is wear something stylish…ya know? Like the dress below:
The newest garb for those men that think they know everything..catholic bishops
Because I at least need something cute to laugh at whilst I am verbally abusing the shit outta those fucknuts…and their BFF Rick Santorum and all his recent comments on what women are good or not good for.
Because No One knows what’s best for women more than men in black dresses or Rick Santorum..nope..they are the be all and end all when it comes to knowing it all. (Cue the laugh machine)
But we women do know what’s fashionable, and those Catholic Bishops need to update their friggin wardrobe. If they are going to wag their fucking fingers in MY face the least they can do is dress better so I don’t laugh my brown ass off and accidently spit all over their hypocritical faces. 
Since I was recently diagnosed with bladder cancer I have finally come out of my depression, I figured I should try to lighten things up a bit..hence this piece. I figure I can slam the shit outta the rightwing nutters AND make a joke at the same time..cuz we gotta laugh at least once a day..right? Agree with me or else!
Dusty
I am a..brown Cali bitch that is quite the opinionated,political, pain-in-the-ass, in your face kinda girl that also loves baseball and music to a fault.
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Maybe what we need is a church lead by women. Why isn’t there one?
Actually…There are religions that allow women to lead ‘their flock’ Jerry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordination_of_women ..the Catholics are one of the few hold-outs in that regard. there is also a theological college led by a female. She was on Melissa Harris Perry’s show this weekend,Serene Jones, President of the Union Theological Seminary.
Presented for your amusement.
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Never have I heard a more ironic commentary:
Since I was recently diagnosed with bladder cancer I have finally come out of my depression.
Normally I would not ask, but I would just do it, but in this case, because of the sensitive nature of the diagnosis, I will ask.
Can I post that on my quotes page?
Of course you can. I was so depressed when I was first diagnosed last month, but then I woke up and got pissed…which is probably the best thing I can do as it keeps me from being all sad and weepy about my lot in life..first the work injury and now the bladder cancer bs.
Anger is much better than depression..right?
Anger? Depression? Now you’re talking Dr Sedate Me’s specialty! I’ve been one of the top experts in the field since…uh…I dropped out my momma’s coochie, I suppose. 24/7 ever since.
My first prescription is to pound some ignorant motherfucker in the head with a lead pipe. You won’t believe how much better you’ll feel. Trust me.
2nd prescription, gardening therapy in Sedate Me’s therapeutic garden, located up here in the very tolerant, socialist paradise of Canada, where Medicare is free for all and nobody ever demands to see the papers of the “off-white”.
You sweet man. Don”t tempt me as I have always wanted to live in Canada….at least until you all elected that fucknut Harper to lead the nation.
I do sedate myself on occasion as it’s quite legal here in Cali to use and purchase medicinal cannabis.
Wow, I’m impressed. Not too many Americans even know where Canada is, never mind that it is currently lead by a complete asshole hellbent on destroying everything that’s good about the place.